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A Small Town Girl Meets A Cow Poke
I'm just a little heifer
From a bitty cow town.
I'm fresh off the bus, Cowboy,
Will you show me around?
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Why, howdy-do, pretty Missy,
Ah gots a dandy plan.
Jus' let me take your sweater,
Yer in very good hands.
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Thanks kindly, it's scorching, and
I hanker for a rest
(He's OH . . .
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My Wondrous Hair: A Silly Little Ditty
How I love my hair!
It grows up here and-d-d
It grows down there
My hair sprouts most everywhere

Except on my face
and my short, sweet toes
Certainly not on my breasts
nor in my button nose

My virginal tresses match at
all points of the compass
No dye job or highlights
Who . . .
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